My Frozen Paradise

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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dinobuttz:

doctordonna10:

al-bayyinah:

ahhjibbliejibblie:

WHAT IF other planetary bodies orbited our world at the same distance as the moon?

whoa Jupiter kinda in my personal bubble thanks

Jupiter would actually be terrifying.

Is that Earth orbiting Earth

And then THERES JUPITER.

(via xantares)

haventhadenough:

somebody date me i’ll sign it off as community service hours

(via hopelessentity)

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veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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